You know you’re a certified procrastinator when:
- Your deadline is tomorrow, but suddenly you NEED to know if alpacas can hum. (Spoiler: They do, and it’s adorable.)
- You sit down to work, but instead of tackling that report on renewable energy, you're Googling "Can alpacas dream?" because… priorities.
- A friend walks in like, "Aren't you supposed to finish your task?" and you're proudly holding up a PowerPoint titled: "Fun Facts About Alpacas."
- In your heart, you’re not avoiding your work. You’re simply expanding your knowledge, one irrelevant fact at a time.
Moral of the story? Procrastination might not meet deadlines, but it sure meets fun facts. 🦙✨
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a to-do list to avoid. What random topic should I dive into next? 😅